Top 5 Customer Excuses

1. “After this beer”

   
   

   You can take it with us. (To the lap dance room)

   
   

   Cheers! (take a sip of yours, so he drinks his)

   
   

2. “But, what do I get?”

   
   

   A good time.

   
   

3. “I don’t have the money”

   
   

   Yes, you do!

   
   

4. “I’m here to see someone else”

   
   

   I’ll warm you up for her.

   
   

5. “I’m just here to drink/eat/see bartender”

   
   

   You can do that anywhere, this is a strip club baybeeeeeeeee.